38 thoughts on “A Scam

  1. annoyingfker February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    i knew it was something about the ice cream machine being broken as soon as I saw ice cream and mcdonald’s in the same sentence

  2. ihaveallthelions February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    ice cream machine is woke AF, no work for unequal pay

  3. ARuica February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    Understandable, have a nice day

  4. lostinparadiseguac February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    Why is the ice cream machine always broke or it’s not at the store, or the black hole swallow the machine? I am asking serious question. Do people order ice cream a lot that causes the machine to break all the time? Are they lying all the time?

  5. TFMain200 February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    I’ve never been to a McDonald’s and been told that the ice cream machine 🅱roke

  6. Local_Stranger February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    I was in McDonalds the other day and the mangers was chastising an employee for making an ice cream cone too large. It was a nicely shaped ice cream that was bit larger than standard but not gaudy by any means. The employee handed it to the customer and said “don’t nobody pay for ice cream and want some little cone with barely anything on it”. That employee needs a promotion.

  7. Zoro11031 February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    Man one time I wanted a Shamrock shake so bad… went to the McDonald’s down the street, machine was broke. Said fuck it and went to the next McDonald’s. Also fucking broke. That night broke my spirit.

  8. C9316 February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    That damn Ice cream machine always broke.

  9. pinebanana February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    Usually you get the “machine is broke” response because they don’t want to clean the machine McDonald’s uses a liquid ice cream base that they are probably just too lazy to keep cleaning through the day and night

    TLDR: just go to Wendy’s who the fuck knows what frostie is

  10. BenderDeLorean February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    I once won trucks (yeah, more than one!). I could keep as many as I could carry with my hands.

  11. zarkingphoton February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    This is one meme I’ll never understand. Nobody near me has a broken ice cream machine. If you did, you’d be out of business.

  12. slickricflair February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    How are McDonald’s soft serve ice cream machine different than Yogurtland or Pinkberries yogurt machines? Wouldn’t those places go out of business if the machines break down so often for so long?

  13. kohlscustoms February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    There needs to be a giant neon sign on every McDonald’s that says whether or not the ice cream machine is broken so nobody has to go in or wait in line at the drive through only to be crushed by “sorry, the machine is broken. Do you want a hot apple pie?”

    Fuck you and your hot apple pie! It’s 102 degrees and now I’m trapped in the drive through line because there’s people in front of and behind me and no exit

  14. mhj0808 February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    🅱️ice 🅱️ream 🅱️achine 🅱️roke

  15. metta_world_peace February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    Does anyone else always get hit with the “our card machine is broken/ we are only accepting cash” for that middle-of-the-night munchie run? It is always the same damn McDonald’s by my house, too.

    I find this is the far more consistent inconsistency with that establishment.

  16. jhxcb February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    I haven’t ordered ice cream from McD’s in years. Yesterday, my mom and I go to the McD’s drive thru, and she says, “Does McDonald’s still have ice cream?” Of course, I say, “Yeah, but the machine is broken,” because my brain has become 50% memes.

    So, she orders ice cream, and they tell her the machine is broken.

  17. iam_a_waterjug February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    From the McDonalds I’ve been to in the Midwest compared to the ones in California, it seems that the McDonalds in the Midwest have more reliable ice cream machines… maybe just because it’s not as hot.

  18. DukeOfPies February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    Uh can I have a 🅱️oneless McFlurry please?

  19. Yellowjacket_99 February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    You know when they say it’s broke they’re lying like 90% of the time right?

  20. Chumbolex February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    A lifetime supply you can only use once every few years

  21. Ythots February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    I go to McDonald’s at least 10 times a year, and never had an issue with the ice cream machine being broke. It wasn’t until about 2 years ago where it started happening to me often

  22. hibarihime February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    Might as well continue with life as it is if I did win since I know I’m never going to get any ice cream.

  23. DarkLordKohan February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    That would suck to claim that prize. Every mcdonalds, from now on,you must explain why you are entitled to a free small cone, forever.

  24. __PhilosoRapper__ February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    I once won two PSP’s from the stickers you pull off the cups. I’m still waiting..

  25. spawberries February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    Yo I was able to get some ice cream at one of my local McDonald’s once. I felt like I won the lottery.

  26. BombTradey February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    It’s broke for life… Sorry

  27. god1906 February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    The future is delicious.

  28. dougm68 February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    It’s always broke at our local Mikkie D’s.

  29. ocha_94 February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    As much as I see this meme I don’t ever remember going to a McDonalds and being told the ice cream machine was broken.

  30. ScottPress February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    “Lifetime supply” of ice cream being something like maybe 50 scones, 1 per year.

  31. BnGamesReviews February 14, 2018 / 7:48 pm

    “Sorry, we ran out”

    But never out of anything else….

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