33 thoughts on “Ice-skating + HD cameras =

  1. creamyspoon February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    They all look like either Clay Aiken or Jim Carrey.

  2. alreadypiecrust February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    LOL that dude at the bottom right looks like he’s trying to shed his human suit.

  3. BeginningSilver February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    This is really funny, but at the same time it really makes it clear how many G’s these skaters must be pulling when they do those spins. Effort alone doesn’t contort someone’s face like that, it takes speed and centrifugal force to do that. So in a way, while these photos are embarassing and make these skaters look silly, it also makes it clear that these are real athletes — if you’re spinning fast enough to *push your face up your skull* **AND** making precision leaps on *narrow blades*, that’s a fucking _**skill**_. If I pulled those kind of G’s, I’d be lucky to hold down my lunch, let alone perform leaps and other fancy moves.

  4. BenderDeLorean February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    Let’s play a game:

    Ice skating or gay porn

  5. Vlvthamr February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    More than one of these guys look like Kevin bacon.

  6. chumchilla February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    Scary stuff….

    Now do the women!

  7. j_harv February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    Middle picture..

    HARRY! UR HANDS ARE FREEZING!!!!

  8. carpet_denim February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    Liam McPoyle…Middle row, far right

  9. hfuhruhurr1 February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    Any of these could be a King Crimson album cover

  10. ArtemisUK February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    These D&D alignment grids get weirder with each edition

  11. Emperor339 February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    The new season of Yuri on Ice looking great

  12. n7-Jutsu February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    If Yuri on Ice was animated by the same people who animated Inuyashiki.

  13. asylumsaint February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    This looks like one of those “Which one do you feel like today” magnets you see. Gonna have to say I’m feeling pretty much like the middle guy in the bottom row knowing I have multiple tests coming up.

  14. punflower February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    these guys are looking like a bunch of dehydrated apples

  15. ItsNotBinary February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    Is plushenko still skating? Thought he quit a while ago.

  16. LeDrPascal February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    Very relieved to see that was a necklace and not a string of mucus

  17. Jarraty February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    Bottom right is when smeagul was in mid transformation. Specifically the scene when he first decides to enter into the caves

  18. matrixdub February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    Top middle looks like Elon Musk

  19. cjrung07 February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    It’s like a compilation of all Of Jim Carrey’s best In Living Color character faces.

  20. Penguin_Pinch February 14, 2018 / 6:17 am

    I am dying. This is fantastic. Requesting the Ladies Edition! 🙂

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