34 thoughts on “Packing like Amazon

  1. shutyourcheesehole February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    >Packing like Amazon

    You mean putting something small in a larger package full of excess stuffing?

  2. DnetsiskLex February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    Imagine sitting there for hours on end stroking your penis to keep hard while ya boy Giovanni paints your bulge

  3. Takooro February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    The presence of codpieces in history confirms that at the very least men have changed very little with time.

  4. Kangar February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    It’s like a codpiece from Abercrombie and Fitch.

  5. Mistake-Not February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    “Greetings Sir Navagero, I will be doing your portrait. I have three decades of painting experience and I have been an apprentice to multiple masters. My works are present in the finest galleries and in the homes of many nobles. I am sure you will be pleased with what I produce.”

    “Cool but can you draw my cock though?”

  6. bunses88 February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    Look at his smug face.

  7. Diaramuh February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    *boner grows with confidence*

  8. SteveSTFU February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    Gorgeous painting. I would proudly hang this on my wall next to my glory hole.

  9. Critterkhan February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    So this is what John Rhys-Davies is doing these days.

  10. shifty_new_user February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    Percy: …and codpiece, My Lord?

    Edmund: Well, let’s go for the Black Russian, shall we? It always terrifies the clergy!

  11. mrjobby February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    Dost thou seek one’s phallus tapestry?

  12. kalel1980 February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    That dick is sweaty and warm as hell I bet.

  13. Lomandel February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    He has the invitation to cock o’clock in his hand

  14. existentialistpepe February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    Holy shit, mark this NSFW, my algebra teacher just saw me staring intently at this picture

  15. miraoister February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    History time!

    Slops/breeches, in the 16th century were pretty weird trousers, unlike modern trousers, which have a unique shape to account for the top of the trouser, the design/pattern of these was basically two simple leggings joined together, the codpiece, was decorative, and was there simply to hide the gastly lace/chord which held the two bits of hose together, some cod pieces where triangular flaps of cloth, similar to a gusset with buttons holding them in place ,but gradually a fashion emerged for large elaborate codpieces, some made with a leather or carved wood, or metal.

    much like the doublet (jacket), the shape was influenced by that of the armour of the time (known as the peascod), both of these fashion items were about masculine/military assertion in society.

    [the 15th century cleric Bernardino of Siena] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernardino_of_Siena) bitched a lot about codpieces being for sodamites etc, and [speaking of terrifying the clergy, I give you the Black Russian] (https://youtu.be/u5A55eWbiBI)

  16. kingsleywu February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    If it was packed by Amazon, the bulge would be twice as big and half empty.

  17. Mike_B_R February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    Old Navy has this model in blue and black too. Half price.

  18. imfeelingsaucy February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    His dick looks like it’s flexing its bicep

  19. LaBelleCommaFucker February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    Oh gentlemen of Reddit, I declare,

    Each of thee needs must buy a codpiece now.

    Thy boners should be cushionéd with air,

    Displayed as proud as any grand ship’s bow!

  20. VandiArnold February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    The Renaissance Diet: all meat and no potatoes

  21. vmoonbean February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    why does it look like he stuffed a baby’s arm in his crotch

  22. fish_at_heart February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    TIL this was a common fashion in the 16th century
    Apparently man wore cocks made of metals like silver and gold (included with precious stones) and of course that bigger is better
    Now here’s the fun part
    If you wanted to start with a girl you would open a compartment at the top of the cock and get an apple out and present it to the lady

  23. Dark-scape February 14, 2018 / 6:57 pm

    I’ve always wanted codpieces to come back into style. Has our time come?

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