40 thoughts on “What about the opposite gender are you jealous of?

  1. LelandGaunt_ February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    It would have been nice to not have a receding hairline in my 20s

  2. mycatiswatchingyou February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    How insanely strong men are. When I was with my ex, we’d sometimes play wrestle in bed. He would go easy on me, of course, and sometimes I’d ask him to use his whole strength just so I could see it. He could pin me down completely with less half of his full effort. Made me realize that if I ever ended up in an abusive relationship, whatever guy I’m dating then could kill me with his bare hands if he wanted.

  3. sexrockandroll February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    No periods or cramps or pregnancy or any of that.

  4. Navi_SHUTTHEFUCKUP February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Pockets in your damn pants. Aside from good jeans and certain suit trousers, women’s fashion neglects the fuck out of pockets. Sometimes I just wanna keep my stuff in there and not carry a bag around every day…damn handbag conspiracy.

  5. loveandtea February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Being able to pee basically anywhere

  6. bennyboobooboo4eva February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Naturally being stronger. I have to work my way up to “heavy” weights and then watch a guy brand new to the gym come and do that weight first try

    Edit: Well this blew up RIP my inbox

  7. Hurray_for_Candy February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Their dicks. I would love to know what it is like to get a blow job from myself.

  8. Sint__Maarten February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Honestly? I’d give dresses a try. I worn a kilt a couple of times and it is so… Refreshing. So much freedom of movement.

    Edit: Although I’m personally not really interested in wearing dresses (I was just wondering how it would be), it is nice to know that dress-wearing-men are accepted

  9. Slowjams February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Office attire

    Oh it’s 90+ degrees outside?

    Cool, I’ll just wear these pants, long-sleeve shirt, and tie. Like I do every day.

    Meanwhile the girls get their choice of numerous cute outfits that don’t have sleeves, shoulders, or backs and come up over the knee. Then complain that the office is too cold. Just bring a fucking jacket Karen, I can’t take off my pants.

  10. Mad_Maddin February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Can dress up in so many different ways.

    There are basically only 4 kinds of ways to dress as a male. Professional, Cool, Casual and Hobo.

  11. 99Cowls February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    The way they smell. Even after a run most women I’ve known haven’t smelled offensive.

    Or maybe breasts. Everyone loves boobs.

  12. ElToberino February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Not having to always make the first move in dating.

    That said, my girlfriend did message me first so it’s not *always* but that happened like once a month if I was lucky.

  13. swelleh February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Not getting random boners at the worst times possible.

  14. LionHeartLXV February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Tips. Women get a lot more tips than us guy bartenders. Even women tip other women more.

  15. nkdeck07 February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Being able to pee easily outside, gaining muscle easier and being able to grow a beard.

  16. Silent_Sada February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Being able to gain muscle easier.

  17. varcas February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    I’ve always thought women have a much wider attractive range of bodyfat % than men.

  18. Goth_Queen February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Can legit wake up, put on clothes and head out the door and still look good. I look like a fucking Trainwreck if I don’t do my hair and makeup.

  19. Dual-Screen February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    All the characters they can cosplay as…

  20. dwayne_rooney February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    People actually want to see your boobs 🙁

  21. TexAg_18 February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    The ability to wear rain boots without getting mocked.

  22. Penya23 February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Pissing standing up or no periods.

    Lucky bastards!

  23. falseinsight February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    That they can be over 40 and still considered generally attractive.

  24. firevoltak February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Being able to like romantic comedies without being judged

  25. Marduk-worldbreaker February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    I’ve had numerous times omen tell me my eyelashes are “disgustingly beautiful” apparently I was born with what they work hard to get.

  26. astrocrazy February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    They can show emotions without being seen as “weak”.

  27. dianagama February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    I’m always cold. Guys are always warm. They also have longer eyelashes. My boyfriend hair is thick and godlike.

  28. MuzikBike February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Skirts. There’s a bunch of dead space getting wasted, yet us men have to have our genitals exiled into the 2D plane and also baked to an incandescent temperature.

  29. TwoHeadedBoyTwo February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    That ladies sit/squat to pee. If a man has to go #2 they have to play a game of hide and seek going down the entire row of stalls to find one seat that hasn’t been peed on.

  30. MrsRobertshaw February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    The child rearing/ house keeping thing. I’m a mum and I also go to work a bit but it’s mainly me doing everything.

  31. dingu-malingu February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Having the more passive side of a relationship.

    For women, romance is something that happens to you.

    For men, romance is something you have to do.

    I am overgeneralizing, but its a raw deal that when I get busy or upset and don’t put enough effort into a relationship, it tends to die. Where as when my partner gets busy or upset, I have to go the extra mile to keep things going.

  32. arcant12 February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Male clothes are so much easier and more comfortable. It’s much easier to pick out clothes, match clothes, and know exactly how you dress for where you are going.

  33. Ramshank7 February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Having infinite number of clothing options.

  34. yellowpolish February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Being able to go out at night or travel solo without being warned about thieves and rapists and assailants creeping around during the night.

    I still go out after dark as a woman, but I know my family members worry. The sad part is that they’re right about the existence of thieves and rapists and assailants.

  35. skippyMETS February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    It’d be nice if I didn’t get laughed at for being an victim of sexual assault. I’ve also had multiple women tell me outright that I was lying because it’s impossible to rape a man. Women, how would you feel if you said you were raped and people tried to high five you?

  36. missladyface February 14, 2018 / 2:08 am

    Two things

    I would love to know what it’s like to have my shirt off in public and it not be a big deal. I get so fucking jealous when it’s 90 degrees out and all the dudes in the gym get to take their shirts off. It’s ok, I’ll sit here in a 5lb shirt. It’s cool.

    Second, I would love to know what it’s like to put my penis in a vagina. (Am a woman, no penis 🙁 ) also, I wonder what a male orgasm feels like.

    For everyone who says boob, Smaller boobs are way more fun. I’ve had both in my lifetime through weight fluctuations and C cups are my preferred size. Still a handful but stays out of the way.

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