41 thoughts on “What is something people often brag about that really isn’t that impressive?

  1. arthur_olga February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    Rich kids that bragg about money, like it was even their accomplishment

  2. atombomb1945 February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    I just love it when someone says “Well I just don’t know how to use a computer!” Which I can understand if they were being told to open up their tower and re-seat the memory. But when they put in a trouble ticket for their computer not working and it turns out I have walked all the way over there just to find out you forgot to turn on your monitor? Yeah, you do this every day people. You may not know much about cars, but you still frigging drive every day!

  3. J2MES February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    when you say you hurt yourself one time and everyone escalates. i stubbed my toe last night. oh really? well i shut my middle finger in a car door one time. oh really? well i cut my head off one time

  4. spaghettttti February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    People always ask to try on my glasses (worn for pretty bad short sightedness) and then make extreme noises to show just how much the glasses hurt their eyes, and then tell me how they have 20/20 vision. Have a fucking medal and give my glasses back.

  5. jerry_funk February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    People often brag about how little they slept last night. Usually after you just finished saying your feeling tired. We get it, you’re more tired. At this point I’m more impressed by a good night’s rest.

  6. AdamFiction February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    As an introvert, I hate when people brag about being an introvert. There’s nothing special about being someone who prefers a smaller social circle and requires a little alone time every now and then to recharge. For whatever reason, bloggers and content writers just grabbed onto this personality type and turned it into this noble status.

    I also can’t stand the BuzzFeed articles and blog posts with titles like, “How to Take Care of Your Introvert” and “How to Date an Introvert”.

  7. lineman77 February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    About how much they can drink. Literally nobody cares.

  8. DuncanMarsh February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    How many drinks/drugs they can consume. Yes, it can be impressive maybe in Wade Boggs case but it mostly just makes you look like an idiot. That’s just my opinion.

  9. enjoy_what_u_choose February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    “I just speak the truth”.

    No you don’t. You just speak your perspective as does everyone else, goober.

  10. icanseeyournuts February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    I actually know someone who brags about driving drunk. He was arrested one night for it, but it didn’t seem to faze him at all.

    So yeah bragging about drinking and driving.

  11. AlcatK February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    Poor grades. Not turning in assignments, not going to class, or getting a suspension is not cool, kids.

    Source: was surrounded by idiots growing up and now work at a middle school.

  12. stupidperson810 February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    “I tell people how it is. I don’t sugar coat anything.” – You’re probably just an arsehole with zero tact.

  13. -eDgAR- February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    People that brag about how good they are at driving drunk/high. It’s not impressive at all, you’re endangering the lives of others.

  14. FluffyPhoenix February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    I feel like the people who go tearing down the street with really loud car engines are bragging about *something*, but I simply find it obnoxious.

  15. Rick-burp-Sanchez February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    Dick Size. Wow, you worked so hard for that, good for you!

  16. majorsevensharpfive February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    People sometimes brag about how many all-nighters they had to pull during a semester. To me it always just seems like they’re bragging about a lack of time organization skill :/

  17. KonyAteMyDog February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    Not getting a lot of sleep every night

  18. StonedWooki3 February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    Not liking things that are popular, more often than not *because* they’re popular. Congratulations, you unique individual.

  19. GentleInAndOutMotion February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    People who talk as though parenting is an onerous and unrewarding task or think they’re a hero because they’re fulfilling their legal obligations to this person they forced into existence.

  20. alllllly February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    Their many name brand products. That was purchased with their parents money.

  21. LittleGina February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    I don’t know if this counts as “bragging” per se, but people who use the word “adulting” typically use it when priding themselves on washing dishes or vacuuming their carpet.

  22. PermanentNirvana February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    Taking care of their kids. You shouldn’t brag about something you’re supposed to do.

  23. throbiboi February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    That they knew a song before it was popular !!

  24. babyfarmer February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    When people say something like “I don’t read, I can’t remember the last time I read a book”, as if it’s some kind of badge of honor.

  25. Powermonger_ February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    People who constantly brag about smoking weed or taking drugs. Can’t seem to get away from it these days.

  26. RubyTheWolfy February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    How addicted they are to caffeine/coffee.

  27. Cortoro February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    Size/cost of an engagement ring. Oh, wow, you spent what could have been a sizable down payment on a new car or a few months off your mortgage for a shiny rock? Let me worship you and your sound financial decisions.

    If you’re happy to be engaged, that’s cool – I get it. But if you’re comparing your ‘rock/ice/bling’ to other people’s – find something else to base your self-esteem around.

  28. Z_as_in_Zebra February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    When I worked at a restaurant years ago, all the other waiters/waitresses would brag about how well they could drive home drunk. Used to make me so mad.

  29. swczws February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    How drunk they were when they drove home.

  30. lunadespierta February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    People bragging that they are so busy. Everyone is busy.

  31. Maobaotowno February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    most people don’t brag about this themselves, but in my personal experience “building” your own computer causes anyone you know to try and brag about it on your behalf. it’s just looking up 8 parts on pcpartpicker, having it say “yeah these work” and spending 90 minutes (or much less if you know what youre doing) assembling a simple puzzle. it’s not like i have a fucking clue how to build any of the components

  32. Imbion February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    People who brag about how much sex they have.

  33. Ratfor February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    If you have to brag about it, it isn’t impressive.

  34. __r__e__d__ February 12, 2018 / 9:16 am

    Not reading

    (You know, the I-haven’t-read-a-book-since-high-school types. I honestly feel sad for them because I think everyone can find a book they enjoy that makes them forget they’re even reading, and they’re possibly missing out.)

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