54 thoughts on “What is the worst “That guy” thing to do?

  1. etphonetrome February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    The ‘Yo man, I’m short on cash.. I’ll get you back next time’ guy.

    ..reciting that exact quote for the 14th time without paying me back for potato chips and/or beer.

  2. behemensch February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Take advantage of free stuff.

    Every office has made the mistake of giving their employees free goods like candybars, sodas, and general swag to keep everyone happy, only to be ruined by ppl that take too much candy, leave empty soda cans everywhere, or hand out swag to friends and ask for more. These are unfortunately real life examples.

  3. pseudosmurf February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Humblebragging. Don’t be this guy.

    Especially on a first date. Worse when every sentence starts with, “everyone tells me that….” (I’m so generous)(I’m so funny)(I’m such a good listener…).

  4. gil_beard February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    I used to be “That guy” that would always bring a guitar to a party. At the time I guess in my head I thought that I’d bust out that one great song and everybody would just start signing along thus saving the party. Instead I always just sat in the corner strumming chords at random while people turned up the music to try and drown me out. I looked like such a dipshit.

  5. Captainrosebeard February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Eat someone else’s lunch out of the fridge at work

  6. Debonairdolphin February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Don’t be the guy that acts normal around other dudes, but as soon as an attractive girl is involved he’ll edge you out. This guy will also tend to ignore you unless he sees you have female friends then try to come over and act all friendly towards you in order to get to her. I hate this dude in question so much.

  7. PrisonMikeDementors February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    The guy who can’t go an evening without mentioning how much money he is making or what is in his savings account.

  8. DominionsFive February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    When everyone is ready to leave class and you raise your hand to ask an elaborate question just to look smart.

  9. SalemScout February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Leave a mess in a restaurant/movie theater/any place and say “it’s their *job* to clean up after us.”

    While technically true, spilling popcorn all over the place still makes you an asshole.

  10. JFozz February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    That guy who’s always got to be one up, “oh you’ve been to Tenerife? That’s cool but I’ve been to ‘elevenerife’..” fuck that guy.

  11. IncessantlyFlummoxed February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Trying to be the life of the party when everyone else is clearly enjoying the company of other well-balanced, perfectly interesting adults.

  12. DLMuel February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Don’t tell strangers to smile.

  13. sdsuquigs February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Turn everything into a sexual innuendo.

    Anyone: “Do we have any hot dogs left?”

    That guy: “I got one for you right here!”

    Maybe not the worst but really annoying…

  14. PM_ME_UR_WORK_NUDES February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    When talking to people always bringing the topic back to themselves.

    Found myself being “that guy” this weekend. I’m married and went out with a few of my single buddies while my wife was out of town. I found myself talking to a bunch of new people, mostly the friends of the girls my buddies were talking to. The entire time when talking I was so nervous that I’d direct everything back to me. If this person had an experience, I had a better more awesome experience. I caught myself a few times, but it was hard to stop. I normally HATE people who always talk about themselves, but I couldn’t stop myself.

  15. Reverse_Waterfall February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Drinks a ton at the party without bringing any drinks of his own.

  16. scissorXsisters February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Go through a checkout line while talking on the phone and shoot the cashier looks of annoyance when they “interrupt” your very important conversation with their silly questions…

    UGH like how did that bitch not already know you obviously wanted two large diet Pepsis with your order to go?

  17. StillbornFleshlight February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Guy who chooses the stall right next to someone else to unleash a fury of molten shit when there are several other vacant stalls available.

  18. scissorXsisters February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    That guy who monopolizes a social gathering in order to show an extensive slide show of vacation pictures to his friends.

    He usually shows no regard to the social cues from his group indicating that they would like to move to another topic of discussion.
    Yeah, I’m sure your backpacking trip to Thailand was enlightening Jerry and it’s great you feel “so much more in touch with not only other cultures, but also yourself…!” but if you show me another blurry selfie of your big biscuit head on some non-descript beach, I might lose my patience.

  19. _Dapper_Aardvark_ February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    “Hello, I’m your new boss. I’ve never worked in this field and if we’re being entirely honest, I have no idea what you actually do. It says here that productivity is up, morale is high, and most of you are content with your jobs.

    Having said all that, I feel the need to make some broad, sweeping changes to really make this place my own and fulfill some inner feeling of inadequacy. I am, after all, the new boss.”

  20. codycantdie February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    That guy who sends unsolicited dick picks. Even other men see that as a sign of desperation, and we feel really bad for you.

  21. StoutSabre February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Drinking at a party “WHY AREN’T YOU DRUNK YET COME ON! LETS GET WASTED” I do plan on being drunk Alex, i’m already getting there ….just not .69420 BAC drunk like you

  22. NameOfaFeller February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Revving your vehicle/motorcycle loudly while looking around to see who’s looking at you.

    Don’t be that guy.
    No one’s impressed, we’re embarrassed for you.

    Edit: revving not reviving.

  23. flowkey52 February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Drive 5 feet behind you with their high beams on

  24. haklam February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Posting everything about private life in social media..

  25. Finsceal1 February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Don’t be that guy who whips out their guitar at a party to play a song. None of us want to shut up while you strum the two chords you know and croon some god-awful ballad.

  26. Optimus_Pitts February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Talk on speakerphone in an elevator and not say “hey, I’m on an elevator, gimme a minute”.

    BITCH, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR FUCKING CONVERSATION!!!

  27. mayoandblackolives February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Where I used to work there was this smart, sexy temp who left his cheese pita in the toaster oven too long and started a fire in the office. Don’t be that guy.

  28. Fanabala3 February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Make themselves the center if attention by making you the butt of jokes. Umm. High school ended a long time ago Ben.

  29. NomNomATL February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Telling women they would look better if they smile.

  30. UNKNOWN_002 February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Asking “Why are you so quiet?” or any variation on that.

  31. 123wtfno February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    The guy who suddenly decides you’re ugly if you don’t return his interest

  32. Chaosmusic February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Being the guy in your social group who has to be the center of attention, has to one up the story of the person talking, has to be the expert on everything, etc. Had one of those in High School and then upgraded to an even worse one in college.

  33. Nathann4288 February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Any guy that cat calls women. “Sir, you are like 45. That shit has not ever worked for you even once. How are you so damn out of touch this late in life?”

  34. Don_Cheech February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    That guy who keeps on telling the same story over and over again.

    Maybe one other friend notices…but the person always seems so proud of the story- and seems to think the story hasn’t been told before. I really have a tough time understanding this. My dad does it all the time. There’s like 5 stories he will repeat going back as far as the 70s. “I had one friend that looked like Brad Pitt. Hated his father- did every drug- but became a cop…” or the “so me and al went to Atlantic City”. Or the “so I worked at target once…” the list goes on. Love my dad but it’s definitely annoying. I drove him and his friend to the airport. He started telling a story I had heard before – I didn’t say anything – but then his friend said “yeah i heard this one…” but my dad just continued. Anyone else notice this? Is it just a guy thing?

  35. Flip3206 February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    That guy who has to play his car stereo full blast while he’s putting gas in his car in the pump next to you, or the pump at the gas station across the street, or really, anywhere in a four block radius because you can still hear it that far away…..

  36. zerbey February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Heating up fish in a shared microwave. Just don’t.

  37. spaghatta111 February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    One up everybody.

    > Man, I gotta take a shit

    > YEAH? WELL I GOTTA TAKE TWO SHITS!

  38. creatrixtiara February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    My ex best friend was (probably still is) not over his last ex, to the point that he started befriending _her mother_ mostly so that she could vouch for him and help him earn “points” to win back his ex. His ex who doesn’t want to talk to him ever again.

    _so many_ of us friends of his were all “dude that’s creepy, don’t be that guy” (this wasn’t the only thing but it’s the one that sticks out in my memory) but he wouldn’t budge. This girl was his soulmate, she just doesn’t realise it! They were meant to be together! blah de blah. urgggggh.

  39. starryduchess February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Straight men who come to gay bars to hit on women.

  40. LongStrongAndWrong February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    I was indirectly “That Guy” once, because I was the one who brought “That Guy” to the party.

    Always vet your acquaintances properly before inviting them to anything.

  41. TheGandu February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    We were at a big house party which had a safe zone for introverts. Basically the upstairs room was converted into a makeshift theatre where everyone was playing their favourite music video turn by turn.

    But this one guy steps up and goes “Oh guys, I’ve got the tightest shit to play for you all” and plays this psytrance orchestral experimental live performance that just seems to go on. Like, a full half hour of it. Someone finally got fed up ten minutes in and changed and he said “no wait! You guys have to hear the whole thing!” And spent time putting it back and plays it all over again. He’d hijack the projector continuously. Everyone decides that they’d rather be downstairs in the thick of the party than deal with this. We left him up there with some passed out people.

  42. PIXIE_GRINDER February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Talk about how fast your car is. I don’t give a shit.

  43. duelingdelbene February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    The guy who treats his woman like his property, walks around like a caveman, never smiles and will get in your face for looking at her.

  44. She_is_electric February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Testicles hanging from a giant pickup truck.

    Why?

  45. dreamyop February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Yell and talk over everyone about things he knows nothing about. Drink all of the booze but bring none. Show up in dirty clothes. Try to steal your friends girlfriends, but blame the girlfriends. Get completely shattered and cause fights. Also do coke off the coffee table at a scrabble and tea party (that one hits home*)

  46. Magicsweatyballs February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    That guy who scratches his balls and smells his fingers.

    That guy who pulls his butt hair out when theyre just lounging around.

    That guy who can go like a month without clipping their toenails.

    That guy who doesn’t brush his teeth everyday.

    That guy who picks his nose and flicks his boogers wherever.

    Source: Me

    Bright side: My wife still loves me

  47. sheldon5cooper February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    I don’t if it is that guy behaviour or just may be me not having that good sense of humor but I don’t like when that one guy starts making fun of people to make himself look cool. A lot of my friends constantly do this and so I’ve kind of trained myself to not take it too seriously and laugh it off but I don’t like it when every time I’m speaking or trying to tell a story or something , that guy just starts making fun.

    I don’t like it when the only way a person knows how to make someone laugh is by making fun of someone else. May be its because I don’t how to do it myself and so I usually end up being the guy who gets made fun of. When I try yo humor people or be funny , I try to do it based on situations or something else or may be myself to some extent. I don’t like to constantly put others down to make myself look funny.

  48. DanWillHor February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    Go to a comedy club/show and make a scene, usually trying to be funny…because some reason?

    Nobody likes you and you’re not funny.

  49. ConvenienceStoreDiet February 14, 2018 / 7:59 pm

    “Hey, we hung out a year ago at Steve’s party, right? Dude, right now I’ve got this amazing opportunity I’d love for you to be a part of. Have you ever considered how much you could make with vitamin supplements that…”

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