4 thoughts on “What’s your near death story?

  1. Giant_Ape_Kong March 14, 2018 / 3:35 am

    When I was a kid,I was trying to not poo for as long as possible. I managed to go nearly a week. When i eventually went to the toilet i had a turd the size of a house cat in there. It was so solid that i ruptured my anus on the way out. I bled so much and didnt want to tell my parents. The doctor said i could have died. It took a long time to get better and i had to be on stool softeners for months. Dumb

  2. ID00001 March 14, 2018 / 3:35 am

    I was with this girl and I nutted so hard but she kept sucking and sucking and I was like faaaark before I started to float outside of my body

  3. CrilleMega March 14, 2018 / 3:35 am

    Let’s just say that it’s a good idea to unplug electronics before you start to play around with the internals.

  4. AzraelSlade March 14, 2018 / 3:35 am

    Went swimming as a kid.

    “Walked” into the deeper part of the pool and almost drowned, thankfully my dad was nearby to get me out.

    Nice going, dumbass kid self

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