56 thoughts on “When is the worst time to make eye contact with someone?

  1. 2TheTrain March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    I don’t DARE make eye contact with a co-worker who I can tell shares my belief that someone in our meeting just asked a truly stupid question, for fear that my co-worker and I would simultaneously erupt into loud, uncontrollable laughter.

  2. ENDofZERO March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    Mid-dump and someone comes into the bathroom and you make eye contact through the slits in the stalls…

  3. Halfwayhome22 March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    When you are high and paranoid and they totally know.

  4. generik89 March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    I hate when I make eye contact when I am about to ejaculate and I don’t know why, its probably because I imagine my O-face as a mixture of a stroke and constipation and me having to worry about looking stupid kills my vibe

  5. ThunderPumpkin March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    Making eye-contact with a passenger while driving.

    I understand that we are having a conversation, but you are freaking me the fuck out, dude. Watch the road.

  6. dcrowder12 March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    I met this one shy girl through mutual friends who had never dated or even kissed a guy before. Luckily no one decided to tell me about her “goofy eye” or whatever you call it. This girl was smoking, fantastic body and face. I could tell she was really shy and self conscious when we met, a little bit into the date I decided to just look at her good eye. It was awkward at first but then it hit me.. That fact that this poor girl who is otherwise attractive as hell, intelligent and funny has been denied all of this social interaction due to her one physical flaw. I decided fuck the shitty movie and awkward conversation, we went to the park and had a nice picnic…. which resulted in a nerf fight with a bunch of little kids, we totally kicked their asses btw. After banding together against those little bastards we had some camaraderie going and I could see she was relaxing a bit so we ended up talking and laughing under a huge tree in the park for like two hours. She showed interest in shooting real guns ironically after the nerf war, being a liberal I didn’t own any at the time so we went to a local shooting range. We got to fire a bunch of different guns and it was a lot of fun. This date was going just so badassingly well I had to step it up a notch and got us a reservation on a short boat cruise and dinner that lasted like 2-3 hours and it was under the stars and stuff. We ended up catching the late movie of something else than we originally started wanting to watch, something she actually wanted to see etc. Then we went back to my place and made rice crispies which we cut into chess pieces and played a game, after taking a piece we got to eat it… Looking back now that might have influenced strategy a bit but hey, they were delicious. We made out for a while after the rice crispies, then we both ended up sleeping in my bed, no sex. We spent the next two weeks together most days and I don’t believe in marriage but that was seven years ago and I’ll see her and our son when I get home tonight. TL;DR Please just look at their good eye

  7. DankAF94 March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    When you look out your kitchen window into your back garden at 3am

  8. 0Squiggles0 March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    While you’re trying to eat a banana

  9. DeepfriedWings March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    Back in college I hated making eye contact with profs during tests while I was cheating. You gotta play it off like you were just thinking and then nod your head like you figured something out.

  10. VictorBlimpmuscle March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    When someone says “I’m going to shoot the next person who looks at me in the face!”

  11. strawberryswing3 March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    When the teacher is talking about how some people didn’t do well on a test or quiz and they stare at you.

  12. hoolapoops March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    Yawning! It’s the weirdest, scariest, most animalistic face one can make. I mean fucking teeth bared, mouth huge, limbs tense. And then to lock eyes with someone while doing something that feels so good, but looks so crazy….just like no bro

  13. King325i March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    when you’re beating your meat and someone walks in.

  14. 2TheTrain March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    When the person is obviously about to either puke or cry, as that would trigger me to do the same, like some involuntary reflex.

  15. LL_Cool_Joey March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    While in the gym locker room naked and drying your junk with a blow dryer.

  16. TomIce1234 March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    When you’re using neighbouring urinals

  17. justdynoit March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    When they’re a life model and the catch you staring at their genitals

  18. Breakzjunkee March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    When they’re using that thigh strengthening machine at the gym.

    Edit: their to they’re…

  19. perpetualthursday March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    Cleaning up blood.
    Not a murderer, I promise, but I get really bad nosebleeds and there is nothing more awkward than when you initiate a staring contest with some poor family member who walked in the room and has no idea what the hell is going on besides the blood on the floor and you trying to figure out how to explain that you didn’t just murder a cat.

  20. Anidma March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    I hate making eye contact with strangers at the gym.

    I have just enough social anxiety to fear that the person might think that I’m checking them out or silently judging them. Then I have to actively think about avoiding eye contact with them for the rest of the time at the gym so they don’t think that I’m creepy/judgmental.

    I’m sure 99% of the time no one thinks anything of it. It’s the worst, for me at least.

  21. Shiruet March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    when they’re whining or complaining, cuz they’ll probably go to you to complain even more

  22. Yakmasterson March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    When a stranger catches you looking at them

  23. DoNoHarm-TakeNoShit March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    When your lying down under the table while other members of your class of 12 are giving presentations and everyone else is sitting in a chair like a normal person.

    Good news though, my seizure had a minimal impact on the class and I got to come to looking at the pretty colors projected on the screen.

  24. GotMyOrangeCrush March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    True story, I was a parent chaperone on a school bus on a field trip.
    **The school bus driver nodded off for a second** and *then* we made eye contact in his rear-view mirror. About 50 kids on the bus going 70 mph. Awk-ward.

  25. etymologynerd March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    You know that moment when you’re digging a grave in the middle of the forest for a birthday clown you just killed, but then a pair of hikers stumbles across your path and you all just stare at each other? I hate that.

  26. CumMilkyDreamzRoyal March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    When ur spit roasting a girl with ur friend and then u accidentily look eachothed in the eye

  27. g_zion March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    While someone eats a banana

  28. DoNoHarm-TakeNoShit March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    When the other person is wandering outside Target, staggering drunk before noon, and shouting incoherently.

  29. WHITEBOYHOOPDREAMS March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    When your girl is about to climax, she ain’t got time for that

  30. jenesaipas March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    While they’re shoplifting

    While they’re adjusting their junk in public

    While they’re driving and picking their nose and think no one notices

  31. Tobes- March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    Any time you don’t realize you’re doing it.

  32. Totally_Not_Adam March 14, 2018 / 11:50 am

    Siting in a restaurant and awkwardly staring directly into someone’s eyes for a long period of time as they try to eat (20 seconds)

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